yellowcrownn:

eucatastrophe7:

sweaters-and-crowns:

gay-for-rey1999:

bugheadjones-the-third:

yellowcrownn:

theserpentgod:

yellowcrownn:

theserpentgod:

yellowcrownn:

you know you’re absolute trash when you have a dream about fp jones being your boyfriend. i need to quit while i’m ahead.

You wouldn’t call a man like FP a “boyfriend”

i am screaming.

So you’re lying on the bed with FP, maybe half naked, how do u feel?

He’s looking at you with those weird piercing eyes.

You feel kind of intimidated? kinda aroused?

Comfortable? No. And that’s the trill of it. It’s like taming a panther, in this case, a snake.

;)

WELL I’LL SEE YOU GUYS IN HELL BECAUSE I’M DECEASED AND SINNING.

This is the only advice for us:

Originally posted by animatedtext

Why are we like this??

The best thing to read at 2:49AM.

He looks like a rat why would you imagine yourself with a rat boyfriend. Unless you’ve got a thing for rats because if that’s the case the my hopes go out to you and your family 

you know, i guess i got a thing for rats.

Originally posted by megamonday

If he’s a rat, he’s one hot ass rat